That pig bottom Detective worked @ 1PP & use to date the captain of the former precinct, a Hispanic Papi Chulo we bumped into @ West Elm.

LY I dated an NYPD Detective, who was a big old pig bottom, cute though. He pissed me off on my Birthday. TY white collar/LY city worker.

We have a date scheduled for my Birthday on Friday. Low key stuff. Dinner, movie & sex. What else could a boy want for his birthday?!

Hey boys. Had a date w/Bill last night. We ate at a Tapas Bar in the W. Village. Yum! He seems to like me and I'm falling for him.